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You've made a maaaaarvelous decision to shop from our Dirty Old Goat store.
We have mugs for everyone. They look great in your kitchen or as a gift for friends and work colleagues. You can even add a personalised gift note at checkout.
All mugs are produced in rural Suffolk and shipped free via Royal Mail in secure boxes.
Funny mugs for you, family, work colleagues and friends
Buy funny mugs from the Dirty Old Goat.
Cheeky mugs, cat mugs, dog mugs, novelty mugs and topical mugs all shipped from the UK via Royal Mail at no extra cost - that's right, it's free delivery on all UK orders.
Our goat CEO shows how our mugs are made
See the video below. Notice how the goat gets the humans to do all the hard work!Dog mugs
Dog lovers adore their four-legged friends, and they'll love these dog mugs.
Buy for yourself, or as a gift for a friend or colleague. You can add a personalised note at checkout, which will be included in the box.
Cat mugs
Cat mugs make the perfect gift for family and friend feline fans.
We update our mug selection regularly, so be sure to check back regularly.
If you want me to listnen mugs
Great gifts for those whose coffee or tea break is best enjoyed in silence - unless you talk about their favourite subject
Sloth mug collection
Buy our cute, lazy sloth mugs in just a few lethargic clicks.
If you or someone you know reflects our furry little friend here, then these mugs are a perfect gift.
Buy all four sloth mugs at once, then contact us afterwards and we'll refund 15% of the cost of the mugs.
Cheeky and rude mugs
Show your playful side by buying one of these funny mugs for yourself or a friend.
Latest news from the Dirty Old Goat
Follow the latest news straight from the Dirty Old Goat's barn. We might tell you about new mugs, random musings of a goat or thoughts about the printing industry in general.
Dogs really take the biscuit (literally)
I have been studying dogs, and I have found they will do anything for food. Do not give in to them!
How to talk Suffolk: A mugs’ guide
Have you seen The Dig on Netflix? Our CEO goat has produced a How to Talk Suffolk mug to help you follow what's goin' orn.
Maaaarvelous mugs for Mother’s Day
Get your mother's day gifts at Dirty Old Goat; ideal gifts that last for years (unlike flowers that will be gone in a week).
Dogs really take the biscuit (literally)
I have been studying dogs, and I have found they will do anything for food. Do not give in to them!
How to talk Suffolk: A mugs’ guide
Have you seen The Dig on Netflix? Our CEO goat has produced a How to Talk Suffolk mug to help you follow what's goin' orn.
Maaaarvelous mugs for Mother’s Day
Get your mother's day gifts at Dirty Old Goat; ideal gifts that last for years (unlike flowers that will be gone in a week).
Topical mugs
Gift a topical mug that catches the mood. Order now for shipping within one working day. All our mugs are shipped in secure boxes, and are dishwasher and microwave proof.
If you have an idea for a mug design, feel free to contact us.
Featured mug collections
Here are yet more mug collections of cool mugs from the Dirty Old Goat barn. If you can't find a novelty mug that you like, get in touch and suggest a design. We'd love to help you out!
The Suffolk Gazette
Mugs produced for readers and fans of the world-famous Suffolk Gazette 'newspaper'.