Shipped from UK within one working day
Securely packaged, sent by Royal Mail
Exclusive designs
Our mugs are not available anywhere else
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Your funny mugs will last for years
Funny mugs delivered to your door
You've made a maaaaarvelous decision to shop from my Dirty Old Goat store.
I have mugs for everyone. They look great in your kitchen or as a gift for friends and work colleagues. You can even add a personalised gift note at checkout.
All mugs are produced in rural Suffolk and shipped via Royal Mail in secure boxes, arriving in good time and perfect condition.
Funny mugs for you, family, work colleagues and friends
Buy funny mugs from the Dirty Old Goat.
Cat mugs, dog mugs, novelty mugs and topical mugs all shipped from the UK via Royal Mail. They are microwave and dishwasher safe.
We have many funny mug options for you, so have a good look through the site.
If you have an idea for a mug, get in touch and we'll see what we can do.
£8.99
Topical mugs
Gift a topical mug that catches the mood. Order now for shipping within one working day. All our mugs are shipped in secure boxes, and are dishwasher and microwave proof.
If you have an idea for a mug design, feel free to contact us.
Our goat CEO shows how our mugs are made
See the video below. Notice how the goat gets the humans to do all the hard work!Star signs mugs
Gorgeous mugs that celebrate the star signs of your friends and relatives. Each mug features the relevant zodiac symbol and three qualities shown by those born under that sign.
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Sloth mug collection
Buy our cute, lazy sloth mugs in just a few lethargic clicks.
If you or someone you know reflects our furry little friend here, then these mugs are a perfect gift.
Buy all four sloth mugs at once, then contact us afterwards and we'll refund 15% of the cost of the mugs.
£8.99
Cat mugs
Cat mugs make the perfect gift for family and friend feline fans.
We update our mug selection regularly, so be sure to check back regularly.
Dog mugs
Dog lovers adore their four-legged friends, and they'll love these dog mugs.
Buy for yourself, or as a gift for a friend or colleague. You can add a personalised note at checkout, which will be included in the box.
Cheeky and rude mugs
Show your playful side by buying one of these funny mugs for yourself or a friend.
Latest news from the Dirty Old Goat
Follow the latest news straight from the Dirty Old Goat's barn. We might tell you about new mugs, random musings of a goat or thoughts about the printing industry in general.
It was written in the stars
After we stumbled across a magazine with horoscopes in the field, I discovered I'm a Capricorn and destined for great things.
A day in the life of a goat CEO
As a goat, it's not easy being the CEO of the world's foremost mug company. But I have a maaaaarvelous time trying. Here's my daily big-shot routine.
The tale of the goat and the hedgehog
How my chance meeting with a hedgehog inspired our special mug.
It was written in the stars
After we stumbled across a magazine with horoscopes in the field, I discovered I'm a Capricorn and destined for great things.
A day in the life of a goat CEO
As a goat, it's not easy being the CEO of the world's foremost mug company. But I have a maaaaarvelous time trying. Here's my daily big-shot routine.
The tale of the goat and the hedgehog
How my chance meeting with a hedgehog inspired our special mug.
Football mugs
Football mugs to show your support for your favourite football team. If your team is not featured yet, we'll do our best to add it.
Our football mugs feature an exclusive design that you won't find anywhere else.
They make ideal birthday or Christmas gifts. Buy now!
The Suffolk Gazette
Mugs produced for readers and fans of the world-famous Suffolk Gazette 'newspaper'.