Recently, I was enjoying some me-time in our wide-open fields, when I overheard my pals talking about star signs.
Ever curious, I wandered over to ask them what they were talking about. As I got closer, I saw they were gathered around a magazine, opened to a page with information about star signs and what they mean.
After a few seconds of them trying to avoid eye contact, I found out the magazine had been taken from a recycling bin outside the human’s barn. I was assured it was for educational purposes only, but the bite marks around the edges suggested otherwise.
None of us goats know when we were born, but word on the street (or barn floor) is that I’m a Capricorn. The picture was a majestic and glorious horned goat, so it seemed obvious I’d choose the one that looks exactly like me. After looking into it, I found that a Capricorn is ambitious, loyal, and disciplined. Let’s break it down, shall we?
Ambitious - I’m the CEO of a big-shot mug producing company. You don’t get to where I am today without ambition. Although the good looks have helped, too. Egotistical? No. Egoatistical? Absolutely.
Loyal – There’s no denying I’m a loyal goat. I’ll stick by my fellow goats and humans until the end. When I say end, I mean around 5 pm. The stars really have got it spot on.
Discipline – When starting Dirty Old Goat mugs, I knew I wouldn’t let anything get in my way. Laziness was not an option and now I reap the rewards of my hard work. Also, I’d give anyone a run for their money at tree climbing. My tree climbing skills are second to none and it took discipline, practice, and perseverance to get as good as me.
Then a great idea hit me. Why not create a star sign mug collection to add to our D.O.G collection? We’ve created a mug for each of the 12-star signs, making it the perfect gift choice across the board. They’re perfect for birthdays, Christmas and pretty much any gift-giving celebration throughout the year.
Our star sign mugs will be ideal for family, friends, and co-workers to give them something personal that can be used for years to come. Star signs are a fun way to explain your great, not so great, and downright odd personality traits, so whether you’re Gemini, Scorpio, or Sagittarius, we’ve got a mug for you.
Having guidance from the stars has helped me understand myself on a much deeper level and confirmed I’m on the path to goaty greatness.
When I started this business, I wanted to create mugs that people could use every day and start their morning with a smile. My ambition, loyalty and discipline helped me get here. Whether you call it luck, fate, or destiny, a sign from the stars can help you feel like you’re making the right choices.
I’ve gone all philosophical. Is there a market out there for a goat life coach?