Us goats have a killer sense of humour, and I’ve channelled this into making a range of hilarious funny and rude mugs that everyone in your family will love. Yes, even your mum. They will make a great addition to your own mug collection and you could even display them in your kitchen, depending on how brave you’re feeling.
As well as being high quality and dishwasher safe, they will certainly be a conversation starter when you make a cup of coffee for your plumber. Whether you’re looking for a mug as a treat for yourself or as a gift for a loved one, at just £8.99, our mugs are inexpensive and will be used for years to come.
Rude mugs online
The key to mastering the skill of the rude mug gift is knowing your audience. Some of our mugs are enough to make your Grandma blush, but it all comes from a good place. Life’s too short! If your friends, family, or co-workers are on the same wavelength and share a similar sense of humour, our cheeky mug collection is the place to go for a gift for birthdays, Christmas or just because.
They are all harmless fun, designed to make you, and your friends and family smile every time you make a cuppa. You can browse our selection of cheeky and rude mugs online, and pick the one that’s perfect for you. You’re likely to find one that you just have to get, because it reminds you of a certain someone, and represents them to a tea, or any hot drink for that matter. Here are a few of my personal favourites from our collection:
Lovely pair of tits
This cheeky lovely pair of tits mug will make a great gift for a whole range of people in your life. Perhaps your loved one is an avid bird watcher, or you want a cheeky gift for your wife or girlfriend. If the person you need to buy a gift for actually has a lovely pair of tits, this mug will be a reminder of how much they care for their beloved pets.
Norfolk, where Bob is not necessarily just your uncle
If you’re from Norfolk, you’ll know exactly what I was driving at when I designed our Bob is not necessarily just your uncle mug. If you live in this glorious part of the UK, you could display this mug proudly in your kitchen to give everyone who comes round a good laugh. This cheeky mug will also make a great gift if you have friends or family who live in Norfolk, and you want to take a friendly dig at the county's tradition of having really close families.
Isn’t autocorrect so ducking annoying? Our duck off mug is perfect if the person you’re buying for isn’t a morning person. Or people person in general. It’s a cheeky reminder that people should approach them with caution. To the untrained eye, it’s just a cute little duckling on a mug, but you can sip your morning cup of tea with a sense of smug passive aggression, that is well deserved.
I’m a prick
If you have great banter with a friend or co-worker, then our I’m prick mug is the perfect gift idea. Maybe they are a bit prickly in the mornings before they’ve had their caffeine fix, or have a sharp sense of humour. This rude mug is also a great gift idea for the office secret Santa, as the recipient will be left forever wondering who it was that brought them this specific mug. The cute cactus design juxtaposes the text perfectly, if we do say so ourselves.
Rude mugs delivered to your door
Goats are surprisingly quick workers and we have been described as almost cat-like in our movement. By whom? It doesn’t matter. But you’ve seen us casually standing in those trees, right? This means as soon as you place your order, we are straight to work to get your mug to you quickly and securely. Our cheeky mug designs are produced to order and made with love in my high-tech barn in Suffolk.
We aim to post the same day if you place an order before 2pm, and postage is just £3.00 to the UK. If you live further afield, and still want to purchase one of our mugs, fear not! We accept international orders, too. Me and my goat buddies like to keep busy, so place an order for one of our cheeky and rude mugs today.